How Manchester United could win the Premier League

A Manchester United fan has posted a tongue-in-cheek, wild and elaborate way his club could beat everyone to the Premier League crown on May 19.

Heading into the final round of fixtures for the 2023/24 season, mathematically only Manchester City or Arsenal could win the title, with heavy favorites City set to claim an unprecedented fourth straight league title.

Manchester United is in eighth position, 31 points behind the leader City.

But TikToker mattyfc__ posted a viral video detailing how the Red Devils could still defy the odds (or any odds, for that matter) and claim the crown.

“To get past Newcastle, it’s simple, if you look at the points, all that has to happen is Newcastle lose, we win, get 60 points and then we get past them, see you later Newcastle,” he said.

“To get past Chelsea we would need a bigger goal difference, which is a 16 goal difference, and all that needs to happen is for Chelsea to lose 5-0 and we beat Brighton 12-0 , boom, we pass them, see you later Chelsea. .

“Not only will we beat Spurs, but we’ll beat Manchester City as the Premier League is investigating Son (Heung-Min) after he missed that shot on purpose (photo of Son’s one-on-one miss against City). plays) after being bribed by Pep Guardiola.

“This conversation between them was overheard after the game by a boy, and the boy said in an interview that Guardiola said ‘Son, do you want CashApp or Zelle?’

“This will knock both Man City and Spurs out of the title race.

“To get past Villa, we all know that Article 29 (of the Champions League regulation) says you can refuse to play in the Champions League and we all know that Emery loves the Europa League, he has the most wins in that competition.

“If they play in the Europa League, they would drop out of the top four, bringing Manchester United into third place.

“As for Liverpool, Klopp just appeared in an interview reminiscing about the 2022 Champions League final and said Courtois had 12 hands in that final.

“This could be a racial slur as we all know the Belgian spider, araneus diadematus, has 12 legs, which could be a reference to the 12-armed comment.

“If they confirm Klopp’s racist comments, they could deduct up to 20 points for that, that would take them to 59 points and that would put Manchester United in second place.

“How are we going to get past Arsenal? It is very simple.

“An article just came out saying an asteroid is going to hit north London next Sunday and if you look at the main impact area below that is the exact co-ordinates of the Emirates Stadium.

“Since the Emirates will be disbanded, this disqualifies Arsenal and makes Manchester United Premier League champions 2023/24, let’s do it guys!”

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